Mombattical Executive Team
Alyssa
CEO
As CEO I oversee all household & family functions. Working cross-departmentally with Anthony on raising (and enjoying) funny, kind, loving and grateful kids.
Anthony
Co-CEO & Head of Technology
Runs all spreadsheets & tech support related aspects of household (recently added "wifey website design" to traditional tech support duties).
Also in charge of all "Dad" type activities such as spider killing, manual labor chores, Traeger meat smoking, donut-run taking, bedtime story reading and all around general FUN making. A loyal Detroit Lions fan (no matter how painful). Also gives epic hugs.
Jake
President of Giggles & Smashing Things
In charge of heading up all household fun, is allergic to sitting still and is called into HR (Time-out) often. Known for turning office meetings into dance parties.
Spirit Animal = Golden Retriever
Catch Phrases = "I LuBB you" & "Best Day EBer"
Allie
Chief Sassy Officer
Don't let the cuteness fool you, she is essentially a mob boss in pigtails. Highly confident & independent. Allie is incredibly intelligent, has a geat sense of humor and is an industry expert on Unicorns, Mermaids and Encanto.
Spirit Animal = Miss Piggy
Catch Phrase = "I can do it myself"
Punky Barkster
Chief Puppy Officer
Fiercely loyal, ferocious and highly unaware she only weighs three pounds.